My mic makes me sound like a CHILD which i am but RUDE Itsa itsa me a mario Lyrics: Itsa - itsa me a mario Itsa itsa me a mario Ba ba ba ba. Ba ba. So one day (Ya hear me) I was walking down the street Looking for some lasagna to eat When suddenly this dude comes up to me going Ba ba ba ba. Ba ba. Mario! (Yeah, that’s a me!) I got some problems, yeah ya see, This goomba is attacking me! I said attacking me! Ba ba ba ba. Ba ba. So I did what I do best Put all my skills to the test Next thing ya know I’m in cardiac arrest Ba ba ba ba. Ba ba. Itsa itsa me a mario itsa itsa me a mario ba ba ba ba. ba ba. Luigi and the homies they come In a taxi Getin a ride in the backseat like Mariah Carey we be blastin’ Ba ba ba ba. Ba ba. Itsa - itsa me a mario Ista - itsa me a mario Ba ba ba ba - backtrack! How did we get here? What are we doing? Stuck in the lower class blam kabooey Isn’t there something better that we could be-- Ba ba ba ba. ba ba. Yeah we doing fine tho Just like a hammerbro Faster than a bullet bill On steroid pills We speedin down the street To the hospital, yeet Ba ba ba ba. Ba ba. Koopa troopa Blam sha blam A skippidy bop and a skip an a hop an a Cheep-cheep, bob-omb, whatcha gonna do? ba ba bao bao ba baa Itsa me a mario Only me a mario BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Oh no. Itsa me a mario for the final test Facing reality alone, I can barely attest To my affiliations, frustrations And nothing In the End Ba ba ba ba. Ba ba. Mario is coming, yeah he coming in hot! Jump straight out the hospital cot Nothing can stop the red blur From causing havoc, I concur! BA BA BA BA. HECK YEAH. Itsa-itsa-itsa me a Mario a Mario a Mario a Mario - let's go! Maaaario a Mario a ba ba baa baaaaaaa ba why did I do this
