●◇● my new son ribbet. ain't he a beauty. he might only be a week or two old, but i can assure you that his iq a billion. very epic. it was actually so epic that his parents got up and left him. smh. ●◇● top ten very epic facts that prove ribbet is above an avengers level threat: 1. he's got gigantic eyes that pop out of his head, which look very similar to a black moor goldfish's eyes. so that's pretty neat. 2. he's a chonky boi. 3. he's a thicc boi. 4. he's a super squishy and slimy boi. that's why he's gotta keep hydrated, you know. always stay hydrated kids. 5. his legs be real tiny and thicc. so thicc, in fact, that he's gotta awkwardly lift each leg up real high individually. so that's also pretty neat. 6. he's kind of got a crooked jaw so his tounge sticks out a bit. but hey, that's ok because we don't judge here. 7. he's a champ at hide-and-go-seek. i know he don't look it, but this is a real sneaky lad we got here. 8. my dude almost never speaks, but when he does, he only makes this really weird, creaky, high-pitched ribbet sound. 9. he's been described as odd & creepy because nobody has never seen him blink and stuff, and to that i say shut up. let my son stare into the depths of your soul in peace. 10. he always keeps his tail curled up super tightly. it sort of looks like a snail shell, which is also also pretty neat. 11. he's true to himself. always be yourself, kids. ●◇●
●◇● here's a very legit link to the rp this legend is in: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ ●◇●
