[Intro] VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES! PLAYER 1: NESS! PLAYER 2: SANS! FIGHT! [Ness] Like a Starstorm into battle when my burns comes raining down About to roast a bag of bones and bury him back underground How you gonna face this fight? Flirt? Small talk? or Run? I’m bringing genocide that you can’t even save your brother from I drop the hottest fire by just holding out my hands Me losing to a font? No need to be a comic, Sans When you’re topping best game charts, just keep in mind You only exist cause your creator was a fan of mine [Sans] It’s a beautiful day for some judgment to dispel On days like this kids like you should be burning in hell My game warns against your sinful senseless monster slaughter fest If I had things my way, you’d already be dead The godly underground elite against a daycare team? Ha! We’ll get a Mother 3 US Release before you’re beating me I could stand here and do nothing and I’d still come out on top Your rapping mission should be aborted just like your final boss [Ness] Guess the bonehead couldn’t stop boondoggling to drop a diss Don’t be hating on my friends, you’re used to losing to a kid Mercy’s off the table, never spare a monster when I rap So try and crack one of your puns while I crack your skull in half Don’t call me evil, I’m hero I saved all of mankind The real villain is the guy who let all his kind die So here’s the tale of what happened at the end of this rap game Sans cried for help to all his friends, but nobody came [Sans] You’re looking pretty frustrated, guess I’m just good at my job Beating you’s an alley-oop, so prepared to get dunked on I killed you in the first verse yet you still came back to rhyme? It looks like someone really wants to have a bad time Play time over’s step to Sans and you know that you’re boned ‘specially when you’re a kid who’s only known from Super Smash Bros And a port collecting dust? You could never kill me friend Oops I've overdone my roast, all well, I'll head to Grillby's then [Outro] WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES! Oh I'd really like to hear from YOU guys who won! I would actually LOVE it!! (In my opinion, Sans won. But Don't let that alter your's!)
