scp-173 Item #: SCP-173 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container. Description: Moved to Site-19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures. Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty. The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis. 1.DO NOT contact or negotiate Izumi Kato about anything related to "SCP-173". 2.DO NOT negotiate "commercial license of SCP-173 images" at all. 3.DO NOT ask the SCP Wiki to handle "untitled 2004 commercial license negotiations" with Izumi Kato. 4."Untitled 2004" images are not available commercially for use in connection with SCP-173. THERE IS NO EXCEPTION. http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-999 http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-106 http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-096 be scp-173 by wee5678 SCP-173-D SCP-173-J s.c.p 1.7.3 SCP-082 - "Fernand" the Cannibal SCP-083 - An Abandoned Row Home SCP-084 - Static Tower SCP-085 - Hand-drawn ''Cassy'' SCP-086 - The Office of Dr. [REDACTED] SCP-087 - The Stairwell SCP-088 - The Lizard King SCP-089 - Tophet SCP-090 - Apocorubik's Cube SCP-091 - Nostalgia SCP-092 - "The Best of The 5th Dimension" SCP-093 - Red Sea Object SCP-094 - Miniature Event Horizon SCP-095 - The Atomic Adventures of Ronnie Ray-Gun SCP-096 - The "Shy Guy" SCP-097 - Old Fairgrounds SCP-098 - Surgeon Crabs SCP-099 - The Portrai SCP-131 - The "Eye Pods" SCP-132 - Broken Desert SCP-133 - Instant Hole SCP-134 - Star-Eyed Child SCP-135 - Universal Carcinogen SCP-136 - Naked Doll SCP-137 - The Real Toy SCP-138 - The Ever-Living Man SCP-139 - Possible Skull of the White Div SCP-140 - An Incomplete Chronicle SCP-141 - Codex Damnatio SCP-142 - One-Armed Bandit SCP-143 - The Bladewood Grove SCP-144 - Tibetan Rope to Heaven SCP-145 - Man-Absorbing Phone SCP-146 - Bronze Head of Shame SCP-147 - Anachronistic Television SCP-148 - The "Telekill" Alloy SCP-149 - The Blood Flies SCP-150 - Ship of Theseus SCP-151 - The Painting SCP-152 - Book of Endings SCP-153 - Drain Worms SCP-154 - Offensive Bracelets SCP-155 - Infinite Speed Computer SCP-156 - Reanimating Pomegranate SCP-157 - Mimetic Predator SCP-158 - Soul Extracto SCP Foundation Secure, Contain, Protect Joke SCPs This is an index of all the "joke" articles on the SCP Wiki. If you are interested in contributing a Joke SCP, keep the following in mind: Joke SCPs must be funny. Site members will generally downvote jokes that they don't find funny. Pop culture and video game references don't work when done straight. Just as with main series SCPs about mythology or folklore, it generally won't work unless you add a healthy dose of Foundation-flavored twist to it. Evangelions and portal guns simply won't cut it. The Joke index is not a dump box for ideas that didn't make the cut for the main series. Joke SCPs are generally considered harder to write than main-series SCPs and are one of the top three most difficult things for new authors to write about (along with Humanoids and Keter-class objects). Please don't randomly write things here. Just don't. If you want to write a joke SCP, think it out. http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173
