THE SCRATCH CAT PAPERWEIGHT™ by Scraych™ Studios™ is NOW AVAILABLE AT THE PRICE OF A CLICK AT THE GREEN FLAG!!! USE IT TO WEIGH DOWN YOUR PAPERS LIKE A PAPERWEIGHT IS FOR AND BE COOLER THAN EVERYONE ELSE! BUY NOW1!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH A BIG BIG BIG BIG THAAAAAAAAAAAANK YOU TO SCRAYCH STUDIOS™™ FOR PRODUCING THIS AMAZING PRODUCT! IT IS TRULY ASTONISHING HOW GREAT OF A PRODUCT THIS IS AND WE ARE BLESSED FOR BEING IN AN ERA WHERE IT IT POSSIBLE TO MANUFACTURE THINGS LIKE IT!!! IT'LL WEIGH DOWN YOUR PAPERS, WASH YOUR CAR, WASH YOUR DOG, WASH YOUR BROWSING HISTORY, IT'S THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD! IN FACT, IT'LL BE THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD FOR YEARS TO COME!!!* (Only 2 years to come is guaranteed.) IT'LL PROBABLY BE THE CURE FOR CANCER, I'M NOT REALLY SURE HOW BUT I'M SURE WE COULD FIND A WAY BECAUSE OF HOW GREAT IT IS. I COULD GO ON FOR A LONG TIME ABOUT THIS PAPERWEIGHT, AND I ALREADY AM!!! YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING HOW WE CREATED SUCH A GREAT THING. YOU CAN FIND OUT NOW BY BUYING THE DVD OR CD SET THAT YOU GET WITH PURCHASE OF THE SCRATCH CAT PAPERWEIGHT™!!! IT HAS LOTS OF INFORMATION! BUT IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO FIND OUT THE boooring WAY, YOU CAN READ FURTHER! SO, WE THOUGHT, SCRATCH CAT EXISTS. WE NEED TO MAKE SOMETHING THAT ALSO EXISTS! SO WE WENT TO WORK THINKING OF THINGS. IDEAS WE HAD WERE: COUCHES, REMOTES, WIIMOTES, GRENADES, JAMS, BANANAS, AND BANANA PEELS. BUT, WE DECIDED TO MAKE A PAPERWEIGHT! THAT MEANT WE NEEDED A HEAVY MATERIAL. SO WE CONTACTED Sam™ Inc.™™!!! THEY GAVE US HEAVY MATERIAL #27™ AND WE WENT TO WORK! SO, WE MADE A DESIGN OF SCRATCH CAT™ AND IN COLLABORATION WITH Tedious Solutions™ WE DESIGNED A LASER TO CUT THE PAPERWEIGHTS INTO SCRATCH CAT™ SHAPE! OUR FIRST PROTOTYPES WENT RIGHT THROUGH THE PAPER SO WE HAD TO KEEP ENGINEERING IT TO BE THE BEST SCREE IT COULD BE AND SOON ENOUGH, WE HAD THE SCRATCH CAT PAPERWEIGHT™!!! THANK YOU FOR LISTENING! ONE LAST THING BEFORE I GO, I WOULD LIKE TO THANK PAUL RUDD™ BECAUSE I WANT TO! PAUL RUDD™ WAS NOT INVOLVED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THE SCRATCH CAT PAPERWEIGHT™.
