Story: Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company. Yo mama is so fat, when she fell down it was hilarious. I wasn't laughing, but the floor was cracking up! Yo mama's so stupid, she saw "under 17 not admitted" so she brought 16 of her friends. Yo mama's so ugly, she scared the crap out of the toilet. Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
credit to the guy up there (aka @loler1232) music here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
