Bumblebee and Pink ranger are walking home from a bank. Brr, it’s storming outside. To reach their house, they have to climb through a hole in the storm. Everything else was too busy. When they got there, they sweated a lot. It took a lot of effort to effort through that storm. “Ugh, I am so tired,” Bumblebee sweats. “Me too, honey baby boo,” Pink ranger sweats harder. They collapse on the couch and kiss. They eventually fall asleep from their lack of effort and wake up. “Why do we always have to go to a bank?” Pink ranger cries. “Because we are adults and must go to adult places,” Bumblebee asserts. Pink ranger is mad at this and throws a chair through the only window in the house. “We need to do romantic things again! Banks are dummies! Can’t we go on a date?” Pink ranger asks. Bumblebee ponders this harder than ever before; he calls Obama for advice, but then he remembers that Obama is dead, so he doesn’t. “Ok, fine, we can go on a date. But let’s do a double date so it’s not super awkward,” Bumblebee exclaimed. Bumblebee downloads an app that lets you find someone to double date with, called Twisty Date Time Free Double Dating App Buy Now. Bumblebee scrolled through the couple options on the app: Waluigi and Mop, Rey and Nute, and Troy and Gabriella. Bumblebee vomited when he saw Troy and Gabriella because they were so toxic. But, then there was a light of hope at the end of the app tunnel: the final option was Ryan and Kelsi, from the hit movie High School Musical 3. They were highly rated on the app, so Bumblebee decided to give them a shot. Five weeks later, the date arrived: Bumblebee and Pink ranger traveled to an Olive Garden in France for their double date. Pink ranger wanted this to be the most romantic date ever, so she wore a pink dress with a pink top hat. Bumblebee did not care and just wore nothing, as usual. They walked in and sat at a table with Ryan and Kelsi. “What’s up, dude bros?” Bumblebee choked. Pink ranger slapped him. “Don’t ruin this date, boomer!” Pink ranger yelled. “How’s it going? I’m Ryan, and this is my wife, Kelsi,” Ryan said. Kelsi waved at them. Bumblebee waved back. Kelsi laughed. Bumblebee kept waving. Kelsi was confused. I watched them. Bumblebee is still waving. Why is he waving. Suddenly, the kitchen exploded and a little boy walked out, laughing in a way that suggested he was responsible. “Draco, stop blowing stuff up!” Kelsi shouted at the boy. “But mom, I love explosions! They’re my passion!” Draco wept. “No, Draco, you shouldn’t be passionate about explosions. Be passionate about something normal, like laundry detergent,” Kelsi explained. Draco nodded and crawled into a corner to play Morgz Kart on his Nintendo 3DS. “It’s ok that we brought our son, right? We couldn’t find anyone to watch him on such short notice,” Ryan pleaded. Bumblebee pondered this harder than ever before; he called Morgz’s Mum for advice, and she said it was ok, so Bumblebee approved. “Well, do you two have any kids?” Kelsi asked. Pink ranger enthusiastically shouted: “We had twelve kids, but all of them died except for Bernard, and he’s busy being Batman!” Bumblebee and Pink ranger kiss eleven times in honor of their eleven gone children.
“Woah, you two actually kiss? You must have a very dedicated relationship!” Kelsi admired. Bumblebee wondered this. “Huh? This is pretty normal. The first thing Pink ranger and I ever did was kiss!” Bumblebee exclaimed. “Wow, that’s crazy! Kelsi and I haven’t even kissed yet!” Ryan said. Bumblebee’s mind exploded at the thought of this insane concept. “No kissing each other? At all?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?” Bumblebee screamed. “Nope. We want to save it for when we know our relationship is mature enough to handle it. Sure, we’re close enough to get married and have a kid and stuff, but kiss? That might need to wait a few more years,” Kelsi laughed. Bumblebee wept for these two poor souls that have never experienced the joy of kissing. He decided that meddling with their personal affairs and getting them to kiss was the best course of option at this point. Bumblebee tied up Kelsi and Ryan to each other with their faces facing each other. “If you don’t kiss, Pink ranger will blast you with her purple beam! Don’t worry, it’ll be fun!” Bumblebee exclaimed enthusiastically. Ryan and Kelsi screamed. “What? No! We can’t handle that kind of romantic love yet! It would tear our relationship apart!” Ryan pleaded. Suddenly, the entire Olive Garden exploded and the double daters were shot into the sky. They landed inside the Death Star, where Draco was sitting on the throne. “Hey mom, hey dad, hey losers! While you were busy having a gross lovey dovey date, I took over the Empire! Now I can blow up whatever I want!” Draco cheered as he flossed to Despacito. Ryan and Kelsi wept as their son descended into the dark art of flossing and Despacitoing. But, before more evil could be committed, Bernard burst through the window and trapped Draco in a Bat Net. “Hey mom, hey dad, hey losers! I saved the world again!” Bernard cheered. Bumblebee and Pink ranger clapped as Ryan and Kelsi dragged Draco away. “Well, we’re gonna go rethink our parenting strategy and make Draco a good person. That was a very fun date!” Kelsi said as they left. Bumblebee and Pink Ranger returned home and sat on the couch. “Ahh, I’m so glad we could have another romantic date! We should do those more often!” Pink ranger cheered. Bumblebee nodded his head in a nodding way and turned on the TV, which was playing High School Musical 3. They watched it and danced when Ryan and Kelsi got together, but vomited during all six of Troy and Gabriella’s duets. They are so toxic. The end.
