Welcome to Dorktown! It's a strange place, but it's home. Who are the residents of Dorktown, you may ask? Why, the Dorkians! Where is dorktown? Why, on a remote continent that could be anywhere! (Their airline services are a bit imprecise.) A lot of weird things happen here, like the constant raining of slime balls called Splorts in the summer, so the Dork news team is here to make sure you're informed about the situation! They may be incompetent, but they get the job done!
Whooo boy I took my sweet time making this one. I started it in the summer of 2019. Yeeesh. Anyways, I'm planning on making more episodes in this siries! The next episode is about the town's local superhero, Bobby boy! No ads please :) It's kinda been clogging up not only the comment section but also my notification feed Credis: Nintendo for both the super Mario odyssey music and the paper Mario music and a few others. No Dorkians or Splorts were hurt in the making of this video. Goodbye all from WhiteMiner1!
