(COMIC) The Bider

Instructions

Ya ever just go into the bathroom and see a giant spider hanging out in there? OK I'm gonna talk about my spider problems, so y e e Okay so, I am the BIGGEST arachnophobe there is. If I even see a spider the size of a pencil tip, I will freeze up and not be able to move. I mean, I can act upon those little guys, and I can muster up the courage to either squash it if it is in my house, or leave it alone to do it's thing if I'm elsewhere. But if I see a spider any bigger than that, I am getting my dad/ mom to help. I searched up spider references for practice drawing my new species, but even pictures on the internet makes me wanna scream. Spiders, and gore, are like the only things I'm afraid of, besides other small things About a month ago, I was in my garage scavenging in my freezer for food, when I saw a spider the SIZE OF AN ADULT HAND near it. So I did the most sensible thing, and ran out of there to get my parents. You know that feeling of just shock and dread when you see a spider? Is that just me? They didn't do anything about it, because they didn't believe me when I told them how big it was (I am known for exaggerating about spiders). So, life moves on, and I don't go back in the garage for a couple days. Then, when me and my sister are craving Popsicle's, we walk out into the garage to get them. My sister didn't know about the spider, and I just hung back and told her what kind of Popsicle I wanted while she got them out of the freezer. That's when I saw it again. The giant spider crawled out from under my freezer, ran around my sister's feet, and ran back under the freezer. When we got back inside and were eating out popsicles, I told her what I'd seen, and she didn't believe me!! LIKE- IT RAN AROUND HER FEET AND SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME. We went on vacation for a week after that, and a couple days ago when we got back, my sister finally saw it. She got our mom, and she saw it too. There was this one time a couple years ago when my mom was coming back from a cemetery, and when she was like an hour away from our house, she saw this spider that was also the size of a hand crawling around in her car. This car was perfectly fine, and she got rid of it because of that spider. When my mom and sister spotted this spider, my mom told me she was (and still is) certain it is the same. exact. spider. I don't know how long those things live, but if that's true, then D A N G. We got back from a trip to the mall two days ago to find out dogs had opened the garage door (or the cats lol, one of them can somehow open doors?). And the giant spider that was now famous in our house crawled in. ASJDAS8D7ASGSDU W H Y DID WE HAVE TO COME RIGHT AT THE MOMENT WHERE WE COULD SEE IT??? LIKE- AHHFGFGFHGHFGH. It ran inSIDE our house, and now we can't find it. Every time I walk into a new room, I am dreading potentially seeing that spider. Recently, I hosted a session with some friends on a drawing site where we come up with new creatures for my comic. One of them was featured in this small comic strip, and it was named the bider. I know, I know, how clever! (Yeah right,) Okay, this was my life story, thank you for listening.