****All of the generations are completely RANDOM! If something offends you, please let me know and I'll change it!**** If it lags or spells nonsense, press the Particles On/Off button. Click the green flag or the "generate" button to put together your own, strange, New Years resolution!
Thank you @AgentBunny102! I couldn't resist... Out of 32,768 and growing combinations, these are some of my favorites: I shall set Voldemort on the pretty pony. I will use the force. I will live with Santa. I will destroy my dreams. I will impersonate my face. I will fry everyone. I should eat my sanity. I must impersonate myself.
