You stumble upon a useless button. What do you do? Lets keep this between you and me, ok? The.. the button.. the button actually is us.....
100% me. I created this. Why? Because I love buttons of course! Who doesn't love buttons? Maybe I am a button.. may.. maybe your a button... MaYbE, jUSt mAyBE We'rE AlL BUtToNs!! Ahh, who am I kidding.. that's impossible. There's no such thing as buttons. It's made up, never existed in the first place. B..b..buttons aren't real... they aren't. Are they? No, no they are NOT! I think I might be going insane. I can't remember my name, all I know are buttons. Buttons is my religion, my home, my family.. my life. No.. NO! They are not evil! Yeah that's right buttons should have never been made. I don't even know what buttons are matter of fact. I..I'm just kidding button. I will never betray you. I was only getting them off my tail. I'm sorry, I'll never do it again. No. No, I'm sorry. Please, I don't want to go there! P..please... b..b..buttons, b..b..buttons, b..b..buttons, b..b..buttons, b..b..buttons, b..b..buttons, b..b..buttons, b..b..buttons, b..b..buttons, b..b..buttons, are e..ev..evil. Don't believe the lies. DON'T DO AS I DID! LEAVE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!
