Click Generate Now to generate a fortune. Don't click the generate button while it's in the middle of generating or it will glitch and/or slow down a lot. If it gets stuck on the whirl effect, then press G. Also, credit to @estcow for helping me think of some of these. My favorites: -At some point in your life, you'll cease your tendencies of seeing your pupil. -Someday, you'll begin eating your cheeseburger.
This was inspired by the many generators that have popped up everywhere. If you see a glitch/typo/anything else, let me know. Hi! How did you get here?
