My parents live on a really big yacht They really really really really like it a lot I really really wanna go and live on that yacht But my mommy keeps telling me not Boo hoo, boo hoo, I scream into my room While my brother keeps playing that diddly darn kazoo I think into my mind, asking “what I’m gonna do?” But then my mind got an idea then my mind went boom Cactus, cactus, I could eat a cactus! Then my brother would stop playing cause I’m choking on cactus Then my parents will come home cause I’m dying of cactus Pink paint in my eyebrows to reflect the painful cactus I asked my mom if my gravestone could have something specific A doxin in a sweater with a burning Christmas tree My mom was like “you aren’t dying, you’ll live forever-cific” And then I shouted “HAW-YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” That’s the end Go to bend
