“You know I love you, but do you have to eat that in front of me?” Pink Ranger groan to Bumblebee, who was eating an extra spicy hot dog. “Of course I do, babe! It’s a hot dog! They are so epic!” Bumblebee stated enthusiastically. Bumblebee did an interpretive dance to express how epic the hot dog was. “But, they aren’t the epicest hot dogs in the world,” Bumblebee said, “The epicest hot dogs in the world are the ones that come from the Hot Dog Fountain!” “The Hog Dog Fountain? Why is that?” Pink Ranger questioned in a questioning tone. “If you eat a hog dog from the Hot Dog Fountain, you can accurately predict the winning lottery number every Tuesday! It’s the most powerful superpower ever! But, it also comes with a terrible curse: you get Despacito stuck in your head forever!” Bumblebee exclaimed. “But, no one has ever found the Hot Dog Fountain before. It’s a Sith legend,” Bumblebee exclaimed more. “Well then, we should go find it! It would be a super romantic quest!” Pink Ranger exclaimed most. Bumblebee and Pink Ranger kiss to show their agreement. “Not so fast! I will find the Hot Dog Fountain first!” A voice shrieked. It was that loser Waluigi! He’s such a loser, I pity him very hard. Waluigi burst through the window with his wife, Mop. “Waluigi! Get out of here, you’re mere presence is turning our house into a loser!” Pink Ranger cried aggressively. “But, if I eat from the Hot Dog Fountain, I’ll get an epic superpower, which makes me not a loser! I don’t care about the curse, I’ll take anything to be cool!” Waluigi sneered as he used Mop to scratch his back. Before Bumblebee could scream, Morgz burst through the door, holding a video camera. “What’s up, guys? Today I’ll be hunting for a legendary Hot Dog Fountain! If you don’t like this video in five seconds, your mom will turn into a raccoon!” Morgz said to the video camera. He was filming this hunt as a video for his incredible YouTube channel! Bumblebee squealed with delight, since now he would be in a Morgz video. “Come on, Bumblebee, we have to find the Hot Dog Fountain before these people do!” Pink Ranger said sayingly. Before Bumblebee could agree with his wife, Draco burst through the sink, holding a TNT block. “Hey, losers! Oh, wait, Waluigi’s here, I can’t call you all losers with an actual loser around,” Draco corrected, “Well, anyway, none of you are getting that Hot Dog Fountain because I’m gonna blow it up!” Bumblebee gasped. Pink Ranger mad. Morgz made an exaggerated reaction for his video. “Draco, I thought your parents were trying to make you good!” Bumblebee asked. Suddenly, Ryan and Kelsi burst through the portrait of a fat lady that Pink Ranger hung over the couch for no reason. “We are trying to make him good! Draco escaped our basement!” Ryan shouted. “Draco, come back! Stop blowing things up!” Kelsi pleaded. Draco blew a raspberry and flossed in rebellion. “Well guys, looks like we’re gonna have to race for it! 3, 2, 1, go!” Morgz shouted way too loudly. Everyone burst out of the house through the wall and ran somewhere; but, then Bumblebee and Pink Ranger paused. Where was the Hot Dog Fountain? “Don’t worry, I have the Sith legend memorized! It says that the Hot Dog Fountain is located inside the Creepy Crawly Cave guarded by a bully dragon!” Bumblebee explained. Unfortunately, everyone overheard this and dashed to the Creepy Crawly Cave. Waluigi and Mop made it to the cave first since Waluigi has freakishly long legs. “Wa ha ha! I made it! I’ll just waltz in and eat one of those hot dogs!” Waluigi cheered. But, as he was performing his waltz to enter, a big dragon named Smaug emerged. “Hey, no losers are aloud in this cave!” Smaug roared as he used his fire breath to burn Waluigi. Waluigi screamed and threw himself into a nearby pond; but, when he looked up, he saw Mop was burning into ashes! “MOP! NOOOOOOOO!!!” Waluigi cried as Mop disintegrated into nothing but mop ash. Waluigi was so sad about losing his wife, so he went to the store and bought a new wife, Mop 2.
Draco reached the cave entrance, saw Smaug, and pulled out a flying broomstick. “I know exactly what to do! I’ll zoom around you, force you to fly up, and then dive under your legs to reach the Hot Dog Fountain! A totally original plan!” Draco laughed. He zoom around Smaug on the flying broomstick, but Smaug didn’t budge. Instead, he pulled out his iPhone 11 Pro Max, called Bernard, and then played Angry Birds Space. Draco was confused at first, but then he saw Bernard arrive in his Batman suit. Bernard used the Force to pull Draco off his broomstick and throw him to his parents, who had just arrived on the scene. “Thank you so much, Bernard! Next time, we’ll need to remember to lock the basement door tight,” Ryan commented. Kelsi nodded while she handcuffed Draco and dragged him off. “Thanks for the help, best buddy!” Smaug said to Bernard, his best buddy. “No problem! Hey, you wanna play some Wii Sports?” Bernard offered. “Nah, I gotta finish my guarding duties for the day. Some more dummies are coming to get a bite from the Hot Dog Fountain,” Smaug grunted. The next one to arrive was Morgz, who was filming everything. “Woah, look at that! It’s a giant dragon! Comment down below who your favorite dragon is!” Morgz screamed into his camera. Smaug, so repulsed by Morgz’s cringy YouTube videos, slammed Morgz into the ground with his big tail, destroying him. Also, Obi-Wan showed up for some reason. “Hello there!” Obi-Wan said. “General Kenobi!” Smaug said. They stared at each other. Obi-Wan had visible confusion. “Uhh, are you here for the Hot Dog Fountain?” Smaug asked. “No, I’m just here to see my padwan, Bernard!” Obi-Wan explained. Bernard walked over to him and gave him a mega fist bump. “I realized I still needed a Jedi teacher since Obama didn’t finish my lessons, so I hired Obi-Wan to teach me!” Bernard cheered. “So, Obi-Wan, you wanna play Wii Sports with us once Smaug finishing his guarding stuff?” Bernard asked. “It would be an honor! I’m fabulous at tennis, but only when I have the high ground,” Obi-Wan replied to the ask. Finally, Bumblebee and Pink Ranger arrived. Smaug looked at them suspiciously, but Bernard calmed him down. “These are my parents, Smaug! They are very nice and have never done anything morally questionable before!” Bernard vouched. Smaug smiled and moved out the way. “Come in, then! You may use the Hot Dog Fountain!” Smaug cheered. Bumblebee and Pink Ranger kissed in excitement and entered the Creepy Crawly Cave while Bernard, Smaug, and Obi-Wan ran to play Wii Sports. Bumblebee and Pink Ranger gazed in aweness at the Hot Dog Fountain. “It is beautiful,” Pink Ranger said. “Me too,” Bumblebee added. They approached the Hot Dog Fountain, which spurted out hot dogs from the top that fell into a pool of hot dogs at the bottom. Bumblebee picked up a hot dog and considered eating it. “Hmmmm, I wanna win the lottery every Tuesday, but I also hate Despacito,” Bumblebee thought allowed. “Ehh, I don’t think it’s worth it,” Pink Ranger sighed. Bumblebee agreed and the two went to play Wii Sports with Bernard, Smaug, and Obi-Wan. The end.
