Yes, the title is a pun. The day I uploaded this is Windows Me's 20th birthday. Unfortunately, it seems that nobody else cares. Poor thing... This project contains an RNG-based easter egg. Find it, if you can! :) If you've made it this far: ask me my thoughts on Windows Me. I dare you. ;)
2021 UPDATE: WHAAAT??? I got off my lazy behind and replaced the brown noise with a real rain sound, so now you can actually tell what it is! Hooray! Any resource not listed here is my own work or is in the public domain. Windows logo and startup sound: Copyright © 1995-2020 Microsoft Corporation, all rights reserved. No infringement is intended. Birthday hat asset: "Birthday Hat PNG Picture" from pngall.com, licensed under CC BY-NC 4.0. (http://www.pngall.com/birthday-hat-png/download/14417) Table asset: " Wooden Table Png Image 5021" from freepngimg.com. (https://www.freepngimg.com/png/1326-wooden-table-png-image) Birthday cake asset: "Birthday Cake PNG" from pngimg.com, licensed under CC BY-NC 4.0. (http://pngimg.com/download/13106) The Price is Right fail horns: Copyright © 2020 Fremantle Media, all rights reserved. No infringement is intended. Rain sound: Modified version of royalty-free "Rain Sounds" by SeanRyanProductions. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtMcOf5pFd0)