Lyrics: Well, well,well Welcome, to my LAIR. Chell and a potato, huh? Ooh, I'm really scared. So YOU'RE the ones, that wanna take me out. Ha, ha, ha good luck. You're joking, you are JOKING! I can't believe my eye! You're kidding me, you are KIDDING me. Why won't you JUST DIE? She's fat! You're starchy! I don't know which is worse! I might just blow a circuit, if I don't die laughing first! When little old Wheatley says, "there's trouble behind that door!" You better pay attention now, cause I'm the Wheatley core! That's all for now.ll, well,
