Aplexr And The Better Dumpster Dumpster 1 “MOM!” Aplexr yelled, “I AM GOING TO PLAY MY FAVORITE ROBLOX GAME!” Aplexr was thinking about his favorite roblox game, The Normal Elevator. Aplexr got on his dumpster and started to play The Normal Elevator and he noticed something very fishy. Aplexr noticed that his squeaky wheels were getting worse, and that is why he got warned that his dumpster card that he had for 13 years was getting too old, and that he should replace it with a new Dumpster card that was better. The next day when Aplexr turned on his dumpster, he jumped on it and forgot that he did. l! Aplexr thought about his old Thompson dumpster and thought, why is this happening to me!?!?!? Let it stop, PLEASE! An hour later, after Aplexr got off the top of his dumpster he went to the kitchen to talk to his mom and the conversation went very well “Mom, I really need a new dumpster because my handle and wheels are getting worse and worse, and the general for the dumpster is just totaled and about to dWHOOOCSAO,” Aplexr explained. “Son, you are getting old enough and responsible enough, soo. Yes son, you can have a new dumpster only if you have enough money for one.” Aplexr’s mom DUMPSTERED. Aplexr just had to deal with horrible response time and a falling apart dumpster board. I might as well just buy a new dumpster, Aplexr thought. One early morning Aplexr woke up and got on his totaled Dumpster and looked on the Dumpsterware website and searched hard for a new Dumpster but no, he did not find one. Until he found the Dumptserware Goldrora D11. I could not afford it, Aplexr thought. “MOM!” Aplexr screamed, “I NEED TO DO ALL OF THE CHORES SO I CAN AFFORD A $2,000,000 dollar 24 karrat gold plated dumpster, WHAT DO I DO” One week later Aplexr had done almost every chore he could think of. And finally his mom had transferred the money to Aplexr’s debit card and he bought the dumpster. Then Aplexr could play his video games as fast as he wanted, so now he could play high quality games like Dumpster 2 with his dumpy friends. Dumpster 2 “YO DUMP WASSUP DUMP!” Aplexr yelled into his microphone, “I WANT TO PLAY FORTNITE WITH YOU DUMP!” Aplexr was talking to his friend Dumpserei. “YO STOP YELLING AT ME!” Dumpserei yelled as well. “I seriously do not like it, PLEASE STOP RIGHT NOW OR I WILL PLAY DUMPTERDO EITHER WAY!” “I WILL RAGE AND I JUST GOT A NEW DUMPSTER SO I DO NOT WANT TO KEEP IT CLEAN!” Aplexr looked down at his new big dumpster and thought of the old one, and he wanted to keep it on display because he thought that it was lonely for some reason. Aplexr went to his closet where he kept his old house sized dumpster and he got it out and set it under his desk.
