hetalia
Germany Germany Germany is a really really nice place, even though I'm your prisoner you give me food and it doesn't suck like English food, sausages with cheeses always taste so good, it'd be heaven for a dog, yeah that's Germany, tell me how are you Germans so robust, you're crushing me with your intimidation, my fragility causes me to weep out of fear, your woman terrify me, is it the norm to drink a bottle of beer and then bust it on somebody's head, please dont come to my place in large mobs, German tourists are scary, even the girls that are from Germany are more rugged then I am, YA HOO