Sommy: Are you a cuddler? Tink: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUC- yeah I'm a cuddler Tink: You better stop raising your voice at me RIGHT now Mystic: or what? Tink: I'll- I'll cry and really don't want to be embarrassed right now Mystic [in a quiet voice]: Oh sorry Hoodie: I have an idea! Bon: No murder. Hoodie: I no longer have an idea Tink: Hey Sommy what does 'Y/N' mean? Sommy: "your name" Tink, back to reading: Tink staring into Tink's eyes- Hoodie: [Bursts into room and slams the door shut, clearly panicked] Red: Oh my god, what did you do? Hoodie: Nobody died! Red: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?? Meme: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated Tink: Killed without hesitation. Moon: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules Meme: What? Moon: Is there a point system or is it to the death? Mint, jokingly: I should have Hoodie kill you for that Hoodie, from another room: who? Mint: I was just kidding around Hoodie, walking in, switchblade in hand: No, is he bothering you? Meme: Hi! Random person: Get lost Meme: :( *Distant velociraptor snarl from Tink* *Sommy glares at them* *Mint unsheathes her claws* Random person: I meant...Hey Meme Meme: :D Mystic: I could kill you if I wanted to, Sommy Sommy: Yeah? So could another human being. Mystic: Sommy: So could a dog Mystic: Sommy: So could a dedicated duck Mystic: Sommy: You aren't special, Mystic Red: You're too passive Bon: How? Red: Come on, man. Some dude poured soup on your lap once and you said 'sorry' "My dad always tells me 'you have to pick your battles'. Well, I'm full of rage and I'm picking all of them" - Moon Mystic: Hi welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees? Bon: B-Bees? Mystic: SHE HAS SELECTED THE BEES Bon: W-Wait- Moon: [Walks in with jar of bees] Bon: WAIT- Maple: I'm gay and confused Meme: about your sexuality? Maple: No, not about being gay. I just never know what's going on Hoodie: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE Hoodie: *aggressively throwing water bottles* Bon: Uh... Mint: She's trying to yell Mental health and wellbeing into us Hoodie: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU Tink, crying: it's working Tink77: *almost crying while petting two huskies, cooing at them in baby babble* Dog owner: They only speak french Tink77: Kream, you need to tell them they are good boys. I can't tell them, Kream, they need to know. Tell them I love them, please? Kream: *fighting a smile, staring into the dog's soul* Vous etes de bons garcons. Tink77 t'aime~ Red: Hey, so um... I was checking your browsing history today and- Tink: Red, I can explain- Red: It's just pages and pages of pictures of cake Tink: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Moon: can you pass me the pepper Red: What's the magic word? Moon: Moon: *begins chanting in Latin* Red, panicking: JUST TAKE IT OH MY GOD Mystic, holding a pot of coffee and a cereal bowl: What if instead of milk in my cereal, I put coffee Mint, walking past her, taking the pot: what if you didn't Red: Quick! Mint is losing a lot of blood! She needs a blood transfusion. What's her blood type? Bon: B positive Red: I'M TRYING BUT SHE'S LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD Hoodie: They died of natural causes Mint: You pushed them off the roof? Hoodie: Gravity is natural Tink: Why is there blood all over the place? Hoodie: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife Tink: yoU STABBED SOMEONE??? Hoodie: No, no. Aggressively poked them with a knife
