This is satire, it is making a religion based off of Harry Potter and inspired by Christianity. I'm not attacking Christianity, this is literally just a Bible + Harry Potter book the harry potter cult starts today
THE POTTERLE. (Harry potter bible) WIP- THE BEGINNING- In the beginning, there was nothing. But Harry Potter the Great existed, he defied every law of physics and science, but he existed. One day, he said "Accio World!" and the world appeared. A created the seas, the land and animals. Finally, he created a man and a woman called Ron and Hermione. He gave them food, and clothes. Even though he was a major deity, he could not stop the snake who brought Dark Magic into the world. Over the years, more and more humans populated the Earth. Harry Potter was shocked at how disgusting, crime-ridden and dark the world was. So he said to his Disciple, Collin Creavy, to build a broom. After Collin built his broom, Harry flooded the Earth with "Avada Kedavra!" and killed innocent children, men and woman. He promised to never flood again, although he lets millions of kids die from starvation every year.
