A doctors visit for a homophobic: First person to speak is the doctor, second is the homophobic. "Sir, you have been diagnosed with Homophobia" "Dang. I don't know what that is but I wanna fix it maybe" "I suggest you either take some pills or hang out with the gaes" "I'll take the pills please" "An excellent choice. Now remember that you must take 5 everyday for a week for them to work" "..." "...What?" "Can I hang out with the gaes?" "Nope. You've chosen." "..." "...!" "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee............"
Thanks to @BonEpic for helping it be funnier. Please don't report! This is just a funny thing I wrote! Please comment if it annoys you in any way or if it offends you!!