"You know those times where a random meteor falls outta' the sky and slams into you? (LOLWUT?) This, is what happened to Bob." That was @NexusShadow saying that. V2: It happens to me!
V2: Changed Bob to me and added dialogue and scream (not my actual scream) + some more. Special thanks to @NexusShadow for the Idea. I too was bored.