Part 1 is below because it's my favourite part. 535 words for Part 1 300 exactly for Part 2 497 words for Part 3 180 words for Part 4 TOTAL: 1,512 Pen's broken so I used Canva for the thumbnail. It looks much nicer then I could draw. Oh well. Set out in a file way - try to imagine she's been captured and is being interviewed (although, I don't know why they're be grilling her about her favourite song in a war xD) Timestamp: 14:32 Date: 5/2/203 Interviewer ID: 1230-492A Room: 23B Subject: Unidentified – An inquiry (post-interview) found her name was Ara Interviewer: Alright. First question. What’s your name? Subject: As far as you’re concerned, I’m Dora the Explorer <Interviewer types into computer> Interviewer: Next question: your age, Ms Dora. Dora the Explorer: Are you serious? Interviewer: Hey, it’s your call. Tell us the truth and you will reap your rewards. Interviewer: Are you going to tell us the truth? Subject: No. Interviewer: Delightful. Interviewer: How old are you? Subject: 100 Interviewer: <inaudible> Dora The Old Lady: Don’t you dare change my name again. Interviewer: Tell us the truth, Dora. Dora The Old Lady: <sighs> Interviewer: What are some good qualities you have? Dora The Old Lady: My ‘Mad Skillz’. Interviewer: Stop being sarcastic. Interviewer: What about some of your worst qualities. I’m adding sarcasm and distrust worthy to the list. Also a tattletale. Dora The Old Lady with Mad Skillz: <silence> Interviewer: Right. Next question. Interviewer: How many times have you been disappointed in your life? Dora The Sarcastic Old Lady with Mad Skillz: Never in my life. Interviewer: More sarcasm, I see. Interviewer: What’s your happiest memory? Dora The Sarcastic Old Lady with Mad Skillz: None of your business. Interviewer: I see. Interviewer: How long until you tell the truth? Dora The Sarcastic Old Lady with Mad Skillz: As soon as I’m outta here Interviewer: Alright. We’ve got 10 more questions. Will you please tell the truth? Dora The Sarcastic Old Lady with Mad Skillz: Never. Interviewer: Naturally. What’s your favourite song, Dora? Dora The Sarcastic Old Lady with Mad Skillz: Baby Shark. <starts singing loudly, in the hope that the interviewer will set her free> Interviewer: Okay! okay! How about only 8 more questions? That’s two gone. Dora The Sarcastic Old Lady with Mad Skillz: <glares and continues singing, deliberately out of tune and even louder> Interviewer: ONLY 6 MORE QUESTIONS, PLEASE JUST STOP! Dora The Sarcastic Old Lady with Mad Skillz: <silence> Interviewer: Thank you. Do you play a musical instrument? Dora The Sarcastic Old Lady with Mad Skillz: ...Yeah, I used to play the piano. Interviewer: For real? Dora The Sarcastic Old Lady with Mad Skillz: Yeah, I did. Interviewer: Cool. I played when I was your age. Dora The Sarcastic Old Lady with Mad Skillz: Haha, the finger cramps after practice were the worst. Interviewer: That’s one of the reasons I stopped playing. Haha. Subject: <smiles> Interviewer: Do you have any pets? Subject: Yeah, I’ve got a pet weasel called Phoebe. Interviewer: Neat. Favourite food? Subject: Lemon Sherbets. I dunno, something about them made me warm inside. Interviewer: I know this is a stupid question, but it’s kind of mandatory. Interviewer: Have you ever witnessed serious conflict? Subject: <laughs without humour> Interviewer: This list was from before the war broke out. Subject: I can see that. Interviewer: Worst pain you’ve ever felt, emotional or physical? Subject: <stays silent> Interviewer: …Okay Interviewer: What do you want more than anything else in the world? Subject: <laughs without humour again> for this war to end. Interviewer: Alright, that’s all the questions. Our security officers will show you the door. Thank you for... Eventually cooperating. :D
