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Scout: Where it's going is I don't need you. I'll put this date on myself! Spy: Yourself...? Scout: That's right, fancy pants, myself! So why don't you take your little failure, roll it up sideways, and- Okay, crap, I gotta go... Forget you, though! Scout: Miss Pauling. What an unexpected surprise. Miss Pauling: They took the briefcase... Don't worry, we can fix this. We'll get it back, and the Administrator never has to know. Scout: You look... You look... aahhhhhh... Demoman [watching security cameras]: DRUNK! Soldier [watching security cameras]: Round! Soft! No, round! Demoman [watching security cameras]: Blurry! Scout: ...Ravishing. Miss Pauling: Uh-huh. You too. Hold on... That's the briefcase right there... Scout, you... Scout, are you having a prom? Scout: Yeah. Nah. Yeah-ah. Well the... Yeah, the thing is... Engineer: Guys! Hey fellas, listen! It's just bread that gets tumors! Medic: It's not even tumors! It's some form of self-aware beauty mark that only metastasizes in an environment of pure wheat. Here, watch this. Ooh, look! It hates me so much! Engineer: So, we're fine. As long as nobody teleports any bread. Soldier: Question. Engineer: What's your question, Soldier? Soldier: I teleported bread. Engineer: You what? Soldier: You told me to. Engineer: How... much...? Soldier: I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days. Medic: Where?!
