hello friends it's you favorite local cryptid here with another list a list of those i simp for yet can never meet 1. trina from falsettos she's having a mental breakdown and i would kill for her 2. bill cipher from gravity falls he's so chaotic??? we have similar energies except i'm chaotic neutral and he's chaotic evil 3. krampus he's like santa except instead of getting presents you get kidnapped by a goat demon <3 4. cordelia from falsettos need i say more? 5. rodrick from diary of a wimpy kid NOT the weird one from the long haul movie, the one in the books and the one played by devon bostick he was ICONIC 6. the phantom of the opera (aka erik) so yeah he sometimes kidnaps people and he lives in a damp basement and he overreacts sometimes but his voiceeee sjsjusdjdj 7. jane lane from daria i love her <333 ok that is all there are definitely more but i can't think of any right now - eiisl
