**NOT 100% PERFECT** _____________________________________________ ||Story|| You're reading the newspaper and you find a job article for a restaurant called Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. You need a summer job, so you call the place and they hire you as the nightguard for the place. When you go in, however, you find that not everything is as it seems. _____________________________________________ Phone Calls: Night 1: *RIng*......*Ring*.......*Ring*..... Hello, hello hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you, to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you; I'm finishing up my last week now as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you - there's nothing to worry about! You'll do fine! So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week, okay? Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company...that I'm supposed to read. I-it's kind of a legal thing, you know. "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, a magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person; upon discovering that damage or death have occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon as property and permisses have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced..." Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know. But there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here DO get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No! If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for 20 years, and I never got a bath, I'd probably be a bit irritable at night, too. So remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children, and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay. So just be aware, the characters do tend to..wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of "free-roaming" mode at night. Uh, Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, They used to be allowed to walk around during the day, too...but then there was the 'bite of '87". Yeah... i-it's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know? Uh, now, concerning your safety, the only REAL risk to you, as the nightwatchmen here, if any, is the fact that these characters.... i-if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll p-they'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton, without it's costume on. Now, since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, Now that wouldn't be so bad, if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices. Especially around the facial area. So you can imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort... and death... Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again are your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh. Yeah they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze, I'll chat with you tomorrow! Uh, check those cameras, and close the doors only if absolutely necessary; gotta conserve power. Alright, goodnight. *Hangs Up* _____________________________________________ Night 2: *Ring*... *RIng*... *Ring*.... Uh, hello, hello? Uh, well, if you're hearing this, then you made it to day two, uh, congrats! I- I won't talk quite as long this time, since Freddy and his friends tend to become more active as the week progresses. Uh, It might be a good idea to peek at those cameras while I talk, just to make sure everyone's in their proper place, you know. Uh, interestingly enough, Freddy himself doesn't come off stage very often. I- I heard he becomes more active in the dark though...so, hey, I guess that's one more reason not to run out of power, right? Uh, I also wanted to emphasize the importance of using your door lights. There are blind spots in your camera views, and those blind spots happen to be RIGHT outside your doors. So, i-if you can't find something, or, someone, on your cameras, be sure to check the door lights. Uh, you might only have a few seconds to react. Uh, not that you'd be in any danger, of course, I'm not implying that. Also, check on the curtain in pirate cove. The character in there seems unique and that he becomes more active if the cameras remain off for long periods of time. I- I guess he doesn't like being watched. I don't know. Well, I'm sure you have everything under control, uh, talk to you soon! *Hangs Up*
