Hi guys! It's @Ashrish back with a new project, unlike any others I've done! Ta-da; A sing along!! This is from the lightning thief musical. I've included lyrics at the bottom :) Enjoy! Comment on suggestions!
LUKE (spoken) Come on, grab some ambrosia, and let the nectar flow PERCY (spoken) Why is everyone scraping part of their plate into the fire? Is the food here really that bad? LUKE (spoken) Offering to the gods. It's not enough that their omnipotent and all-powerful, they need to feel appreciated. To the gods! ENSEMBLE (spoken) To the gods! LUKE Oh, things couldn't be worse When your parents run the universe ALL Oh, things couldn't be worse When your folks run the universe LUKE My dad is Hermes He messengers things You'll know his sign by his shoes with those wings I'd wait by the phone, but the phone never rings Oh no [ENSEMBLE makes noises of agreement] When your dad's a god, life can be tough I met the guy once, and once was enough (spoken) Annabeth? ANNABETH My mom's Athena She's smart and she's wise She's sworn off gluten and she's sworn off guys But if she came to camp, it'd be a surprise Oh no LUKE AND KATIE: Oh no Oh, and my stepmom, she hates me, and my dad works all day So I left Virginia and I ran away PERCY (spoken) Wait, is that true? LUKE (spoken) Everybody! ALL Oh, things couldn't be worse When your parents run the universe Oh, things couldn't be worse When your folks run the universe LUKE Alright, who's next? KATIE (spoken) Oh! Okay, let me see... (sung) My mom's Demeter Goddess of grain She gets excited when it starts to rain But planting and planting and planting's a pain Oh no ENSEMBLE: Oh no (spoken) Right? (sung) For their sixteenth birthday, my friends got a car I got a fern in some dumb mason jar GROVER (spoken) Ooh, ooh! My turn! (sung) I'm a child of Pan God of the wild For those who love nature, they're often beguiled He's not really my dad, but I'm sort of his child... Oh no... ENSEMBLE: Oh no He went for a hike to explore new frontiers And no one has seen him for thousands of years ALL Oh, things couldn't be worse When your parents run the universe Oh, things couldn't be worse When your folks run the universe PERCY (spoken) Chiron! Who's your dad? CHIRON (spoken) Oh, well (sung) My father is Kronos Remember my lecture He ate his children LUKE (spoken) Chiron wins [ENSEMBLE makes noises of agreement] How about you Silena? SILENA The goddess of love My mom's Aphrodite She tries to be cool but mainly she's flighty I'll bring home a boy, and she's there in her nightie ENSEMBLE Oh no! (spoken) It's so embarrassing, guys! (sung) I tried to seek help from even the fates Cause she steals my mascara and all of my dates LUKE (spoken) Alright Percy, it's your turn PERCY (spoken) If I tried to sing, it'll probably cause an avalanche LUKE (spoken) Oh, we're all friends here. Come on, give it a shot PERCY My mom was named Sally She loved scary movies And food that was blue And- KATIE (spoken) He's doing it wrong SILENA (spoken) Yeah, who's your godly parent? PERCY (spoken) Oh... I don't know LUKE (spoken) It's alright A lot of half-bloods never know their godly parent. Just give it a try PERCY So my dad is some god That's great I guess... Did he not want me? Or not want the stress? Too bad he's the worst, and my life is a mess. Oh no ENSEMBLE cheers I hope he shows even a trace Cause I got some choice words to throw in his face! ALL Oh, things couldn't be worse When your parents run the universe Oh, things couldn't be worse LUKE But I don't care where our parents may be As long as you are here with me ALL We don't care where our parents may be As long as you are here with me As long as you are here with me!
