Ha. I made my own version. First press a number 1, 2, or 3 (for level difficulties. 3 is the hardest, 1 the easiest). Then press the arrow keys to escape the blue ball. If the blue ball is touching you, you lose. If you can go a minute without getting touched, you win. If you touch the sidelines, you freeze. You're the purple one, by the way. And this is nothing like football but whatever.
Credit to @merakii_ for everything.