Daily (tissue box)
The night sky over a high school football field was lit up by a blast of fire from a dragon. Tom rolled into a defensive scaly ball and rolled away from the blast of fire from the dragon that had just attacked xem. Xe scrambled to their two scaly human legs. Xir claws, however big they might be wouldn't do much against this dragon which was bigger than an elephant and had just randomly attacked xem on the football field of their high school, which was full of strange animal-human hybrids-Tom was part pangolin.. The pangolin-human hybrid tried to find a weapon-anything at all to use against this dragon. The scarlet dragon roared with gusto as if complimenting a chef on a fine meal. Of course, Tom already knew the dragon planned on eating xem. Adrenaline coursed through Tom's veins, sweat poured down xir face and some choice swear words spouted from xir mouth. Tom had training in fighting dragons since they were known for attacking xir city, but Tom had no weapons on them. The only thing on the football field seemed to be a box of tissues not far from the bleachers. Maybe there was something in there. It was the only chance Tom had, they ran, but the dragon flew after xem and grabbed xem in a clawed foot. Tom screamed and scratched at the foot, but the skin was much too tough. Then, the tissue box gave xem an idea. The voice of one of xir teachers, Mr. Vance came to xem. "Remember students, unlike some other creatures that may attack, dragons hate, and I mean hate unhealthy prey. If ever one attacks you and you are weaponless, first, punch yourself in the face for being so careless as to forget a weapon, the pretend to be sick." so Tom began to cough and sneeze, and gag. The dragon recoiled and dropped Tom. Xe quickly rolled into a ball so xe wouldn't get injured from the landing. Xe heard the dragon's wing beats above them. Apparently, she wasn't gonna leave just yet. Why did the stupid thing have to attack at night when school was locked up and there was no one to help? They grabbed the tissue box. Ah yes, thin cardboard. The best weapon ever...Tom grabbed a tissue and blew xir nose. That seemed to convince the dragon, and it flew back to the forest from whence it came
