I'm so sorry, my voice isn't that... witchy... White: Hey blue! Can you please watch me scan, you know, so I don’t look sus Red: White: red? Are you ok? White: Oh no! The lights must have gone out White: Red? Where did you go? Why are the lights flickering!? White: Ok, the lights stopped flickering, I think I’ll be fi- AHHH!! [Red eats White] First meeting (Almost everybody): Where!? Red: Ok! Guys, so I walked to medbay to do the chemical task. I was walking to the machine, but I saw white dead on the scanning machine. [Everyone except red gasps] Pink: Oh no! She was so cute, I will always remember her! What cruel monster would kill her?! Purple: Anybody Sus? Red: No, I didn’t see anybody, at least not clearly. I think I saw somebody vent right away, but I don’t know what color they were, but they looked like they had a light color, maybe Yellow, pink, or cyan Cyan: well I certainly wasn’t in there! Right blue!? Blue: Yeah, I was in storage with Cyan Cyan: Yeah, and also blue is safe, because I saw him empty the trash Pink: Well, I think I did see yellow walk into medbay now that you mention it. Green: Yeah, me too, I saw on cams Yellow: WHAT!? that‘s just bonkers! I am pretty sure that it is Pink and Green! I was at admin, right? anybody? [No one answers] Some people: no Yellow: ok, fine, but what kind of wuss would just camp at cams all day not doing his tasks?! Green: That is offensive, Yellow! My father was an excellent security guard, guarding the most important thing on this planet and what do you think he was doing all day?! Yellow: yeah, And what was he guarding!? Green: Toilet paper, it is the most scarce tem on this planet!! He worked at Toilet Co.!! Yellow: wow! Your family is a lot lamer and stupider than I thought, I bet that is where you go you little chicken personality! Black: Yellow! Just SHUT IT! You are a raging monster of brutality and you must be ejected from this ship at once! I am trying to figure something out, good sir! And I cannot with all of that raging, whiny, little voice of yours!!! Red: yeah, Yellow, that is kinda sus Yellow: You guys really want to kill me for doing nothing!? I Never stepped foot into Medbay, and I was in admin doing the downloading task!!! Green: didn’t you hear me say I saw it with my own eyes at cams!? I was at cams the whole time, and I never saw you step foot into admin, maybe you vented, or maybe you’re lying Yellow: Ok fine! I didn’t go to admin and I went to medbay! But I only went there to do a task, this was way before the murder, I know nothing about it Pink: Then why did you lie about going to admin, huh?! Yellow: only because I didn’t wanna sound suspicious. Blue: well that sounds pretty sus to me! [Everybody laughs except yellow] Blue: I really think it’s yellow Green: Me too! Yellow: [angrily] Ok, well I highly disagree, I only went to medbay for a minute and I did tasks this whole time. This whole time, I never wanted to cause any harm, and I certainly never killed white! Cyan: yeah, that's really sus, but isn’t it also sus that Orange is being awfully quiet Orange: I’m just shy, that’s it Cyan: And black, what are you trying to figure out? Black: I am thinking about an algorithm that will find the imposter, so I will need utter silence for the next five hours! Cyan: fair enough, all in favor of voting Yellow say I [Almost everybody]: I! Yellow: [grouchily] all of you suck!
