Just. Trust me. she the worst bruh ROASTS: You’re the reason God created the middle finger. 2. You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake. 3. If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off. 4. You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel. 5. Light travels faster than sound which is why you seemed bright until you spoke. 6. We were happily married for one month, but unfortunately we’ve been married for 10 years.
