Happy Christmas! You asked your parents for a Virtual Boy. Instead, they got you a Virtual Pet Rock. (Somewhat relatable, am I right?) Now, instead of wasting your time playing terrible games on Nintendo's most notorious failure, you get to try to figure out what the heckles this rock thing does. ...maybe it needs batteries?
The "Pet Rock" was an actual thing, back in the 1970s! Not even kidding. Here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pet_Rock hint: click the box. hint: other than that, it does absolutely nothing. What did you think it would do?
