SPOILERS FOR S2 OF THE MANDALORIAN Also, make sure you guys watched ALL the credits >:D *rocking back and forth* okay not good not good not good not good not good I have died and I don't know when I will be functional again 1. I CALLED THE TITLE!! My dad and I were coming up with ideas and yaaaay I got "The Rescue" right Okay now onto ranting, sobbing first, thinking stuff later: I am STILL sobbing but also laughing maniacally through the tears. LUKE. IT'S LUKE. WHICH MEANS HE'S GONNA TAKE GROGU TO HIS JEDI SCHOOL PLACE, THE SAME PLACE WHERE BEN SOLO DESTROYED A BUNCH OF PADAWANS. AND DIN OMIGODS DIN. W H Y. Crap I just started crying harder again. He took of his helmet. He said goodbye to Grogu. Grogu... is gone *snIFF* But good news: He never gave him the ball :DD oh wait he could just look at that and then remember him DD: shoot ANYWAY let's just go with the positive solution: Din and Grogu meet back up and continue on with the best father and son relationship the galaxy has ever seen after he gives him his ball. omigods I'm not okay. AND AAAAAAAAAH THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT HECK YEAH EOUV HODFGH)WDSUHFW)EF* THE KING OF FREAKING TATOOINE I s w e a r if that's Mando s3 and Din's story is wrapped up then I'm gonna die. THAT WOULD MEAN GROGU IS PRETTY MUCH DEAD AT THE HANDS OF KYLO AND WE DON'T GET ANYMORE EPIC DIN DARKSABER ACTION I mean, I have nothing against Boba, but I need my favorite father and son relationship :'0 And the sad thing is, Book of Boba is scheduled for December 2021, just like Mando s3 which means it very much could be. I still really hope not though :'( Now more stuff: -Those Dark Troopers are i n t e n s e. Their music is epic. -I was really hoping for Ezra to be the jedi, but Luke was awesome. And I knew it was him as soon as I saw the glove on one hand -DIN AND MOFF IN THAT BATTLE HOLY MOLY. THAT WAS EPIC. ONE OF THE BEST STAR WARS BATTLES IN THE GALAXY. Cuz it was like "aw man Moff that's lame but yea go get your kid, Din" and then Moff is like kAZOOM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM and I was like "AAAAAH GET YOUR SPEAR" and then kAbLAM EPIC FIGHT SCENE. -GIRL POWER YUSSSSSSSS -ew we have to wait a year -R2-D2 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. HE AND GROGU TOTALLY JUST HAD A CONVERSATION. *cackling* what if R2 teaches him swear words? -WHAT'S DIN GONNA DO NOW??? HIS SON IS GONE. HIS HAPPINESS IS GONE. AND WE STILL HAVE 2 CONFIRMED SEASONS LEFT. -Din promised that he'd see Grogu again. THEY BETTER REUNITE. LIKE IN THE FIRST EPISODE OF SEASON 3 I ALMOST DIED IN 'The Believer' WITHOUT ANY GROGU CONTENT. (post-tbobf edit: lol and now I'm complaining that they didn't reunite until later in s3 hahahahaha *cries*) -THE DARK SABER CAN CUT THROUGH PURE BESKAR. GUYS DOES THIS MEAN IT'S MORE POWERFUL THAN A LIGHTSABER?!?!??! AND OUR BOY DIN HAS IT- OMIGODS I JUST HAD AN IDEA: What if s3 is Din fighting of Mandalorians who want the Dark Saber :0 OKAY ONTO MORE SAD ME RANTING: My brain just put up the ending of 'The Believer' and the ending of 'The Rescue' and now I'm crying again. Din saying he's coming for his son and then him saying goodbye to his son. Excuse me for a moment. *goes and sits in a corner and cries* Okay I'm back now. I'm just gonna rant about Din taking off his helmet again. Oh my gods stop crying me. JUST HOW GROGU CRADLED HIS FACE IN HIS TINY HANDS *tries to stop myself from tearing up* Guys I'm actually crying right now aaaaagh I just kinda imagined everybody being like "omigosh he's the best dad in the galaxy he just took off his helmet uh should I look away-". I'm fairly sure Din was definitely crying (I don't know my vision was blurry from the tears) GUYS PLEASE RANT WITH ME ABOUT THIS IN THE COMMENTS T-Rex *sNiFf* out
Actual footage of my family and me while watching it: *the episode starts* My dad: My heart is beating Me: My heart is always beating B) My bro: My heart stopped beating *falls over* "The Rescue" My mom and I at the same time: cALLED IT! Anytime Slave One was onscreen: My dad: hEhHEehHE It's so awesome :') Darktroopers: *start coming out while Din is right there* Everybody: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO *panicking* Darktrooper: *is punching Din* My dad, every time he gets hit: *gasp* oh no Moff: *holds Darksaber over Grogu* My Mom: HE BETTER NOT TOUCH HIM- Moff: *goes all blam kabam on Din when he's just trying to get his kid* Everybody: AAAAAAAH I SAW THAT COMING BUT AAAAAAAAH Mando: *walks in with the Darksaber in one hand, Grogu in the other, and Moff in handcuffs* Everybody: Holy crap Darktroopers: *are reboarding the ship* Everybody: OH NO OH NO THEY'RE BACK X-Wing: *appears* My mom: Ooooh are there gonna be more? Me bro and I: IT'S THE JEDI! JINX! *sees Luke's gloved hand* Everybody: auieofoewpufhuoweafpwiaefhuaeoruozdrf IT'S LUKE Luke: *beats the crap out of the Dark Troopers* Everybody: *chuckling* this is awesome. I don't know if I can talk about the very end aaaaaah Grogu asked for Din's permission The end officially has put an end to all my brain cells This and The Dragon Prince are gonna be the only things I talk about for the next few weeks most likely.
