IM A GOOD PERSON
theodd1sout and roomie Lyrics (from Genius): [Verse 1] I'm at the supermarket, gonna cop some rhubarb I reach into my pocket, it's time to get charged I pay in cash, and I know what happens next is strange I flash a stunning smile and say "You can keep the change" [Chorus] (Oh!) What? Oh yeah, I'm a good person You can have that money (It's yours!) And also coins are uncomfortable in my pockets, uh [Verse 2] Sitting by my computer, Mom comes inside the lair "It's smelling like a sewer, you should go get some air" I'm gettin' up, and stretch, I'm filling up with pride I open up the door and put a single foot outside [Chorus] (Oh!) What? Oh yeah, I'm a good person I leave my house (So healthy!) I'm gonna put my foot back inside of my house now, uh [Verse 3] My lifestyle's quite unhealthy, I snacked recording this Got an expanding belly, can't find a shirt that fits Roll my chair to the kitchen, fill my snack bowl to the brim Yeah, I know that might look bad, but then I sign up for a gym [Chorus] (Oh!) What? Oh yeah, I'm a good person I'm a gym member (Gon' get ripped) And I will go there sometime, I just haven't decided on a date yet, uh [Verse 4] I'm chilling out in class, my teacher's such a jerk And suddenly he asks "Where is your homework?" All my friends in panic, "No, was that today?" I slap mine on the desk and say "I'm gonna get an A... plus." [Chorus] (Oh!) What? Oh yeah, I'm a good person I do my homework (Model student!) Turns out I plagiarized and now I'm in detention, uh [Verse 5] My mom is back again, "Can you take out the trash?" Her mind was blown right then, "I did it before you asked" [Chorus] (Oh!) What? Oh yeah, I'm a good person I do my chores (For mommy!) Couldn't find a trashcan so I dumped it in the ocean, uh [Verse 6] It's just a regular day, or is it, Grandma? No, someone's changin' age and it isn't Grandpa Other grandsons may just write on Facebook walls But I am Grandma's special boy, so I am gonna call [Chorus] (Oh!) What? Oh yeah, I'm a good person I remember birthdays (For example, February 7th!) You better think of me when you're drafting up your will, uh [Verse 7] I'm hanging out with Quinston, he is the coolest guy Got 30K on Insta, always wears suit and tie I tell him 'bout how good I am, but he says "Bro The people who are really good don't brag about it though" [Interlude] "What? You're saying bragging about the nice things you've done misses the whole point of doing nice things in the first place?" [Chorus] (Oh!) What? Am I a good person? I don't brag ever (Never did!) Now please excuse me while I go delete my Twitter, uh [Outro] (Oh, and I gotta delete this song. What, it's already on YouTube and Spotify? Well, hopefully no one will listen to it.) haha you scrolled XDXDXD
