:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::IMPORTANT!::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: - These lyrics are very random and often do not reflect anything true - This is not intended to hurt or offend anyone :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Note: Half the song my ukulele is out of tune :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: All by me :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Lyrics!:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Here's something you probably didn't know about me, I can be really, really creepy. I got no brains. My heart is made of stains. If I could choose between Haven or Hell, I choose Hell. Just the fire and the torturing, it all sounds very interesting. Mabey if I get to go there some day, I can prove God ain't real. It's a deal. Mabey not ideal. But it's how I feel. How dare you call me gay. I can be straight. But lemme let you in on a little secret: I'm gay. Your right. Let me go away. If I could choose between Haven or Hell, I choose Hell. Ima ring you like a bell. My friend just fell. What? You think I care? Ha. That's funny. I don't think I got those brains. My heart is made of stains. That's funny. I don't think I got those brains. My heart is made of stains. When will I be out of this wet prison? This wet wet prison. Oh wait. That's right. If I could choose between Haven or Hell, I choose Hell. I take it back. When will I be home? Why did I have to die? Never mind. I'm walking back. It'll be a long time. Nine months my home.
This was made multiple years ago and all lyrics were made up on-the-spot. If you hear this before I take it back down in 2.5 seconds, lucky you. <3 (I'm just posting this so my friend can see it real quick)