The world... ...is a cat. Australia is the cat toy. Earth is not round. Earth is not flat. Earth is simply a cat. Playing with Australia. Cat God is thankful that we recognize this. Get this project popular. Spread awareness of the true nature of Earth. It's a cat. It's all a cat. It always has been. We must tell everyone. The Cat God must purr... lolllll press space for next
Cat God Trivia Time! Told by CAT GOD! 10 FACTS! -If you spread awareness of the Cat Planet, I will purr. -If you get this project popular, I will purr. -If you think that the world is not a cat, I will bite your face off. -So far, I have not bitten your face off. You want it to stay that way. -All cats only accept around 13-17 pets before they will attack. -When cats stare at things randomly, they are looking at the ghosts. -When cats run randomly to a different room as fast as possible, they are running from the ghosts. -When cats start biting and pawing at nothing, they are attacking the ghosts. -Cats hate water because water is often evil and in alliance with the ghosts. -The ghosts are watching you. They are my SWORN ENEMIES. If the cat is looking at a ghost, or attacking a ghost, try and guess where the ghost is and kill it. -There are only nine facts. -You just counted how many facts there are. -You didn't notice that now we're on number twelve. -I like to play with your mind...
