coding: QueenDragi45 and me, mainly her tho! pic: google artist: The Stupendium song: nook line and sinker about: animal crossing new horizons and greediness
Credit to QueenDragi45 and The Stupendium Lyrics: Sorry, where was I? Ah, yes. They say of the fable that businessmen croon. That dog may eat the dog but he pays the raccoon! Filling up the coffers, billing up the otters, watching them squirm! Yes, lions and tigers and bears owe my firm! I've made mountains from founding these half-finished villages. Run-down little towns that I fill up with idiots. Declare one the Mayor, flair their ego a little bit. Charge them with fixing it then charge for the privilege. You buy land at a high deposit when I drop profitable hovels on it. Each island is like a wallet 'cause I got the whole place in my pocket. You crank the land value with every little bit of spit and polish. If I get a better tenant than you; Well, thank you, everything's demolished. It's about time I took some more payments from your good selves. I'm just balancing the books but I'm still waiting on the bookshelves. You promised you'd build me once you'd patched the fence. Don't like it? Then bill me, I'll just add it to the rent. Never seen a game so twee. But there's administration fees. For this little haven we chiseled from complacency. And we pay it gratefully. Slaving every day for the Price tag attached to the back of our New Horizon. Raccoon in a tie that racked up a tycoon. Can't handle my mess? You'd best stick with Splatoon. You'll be knee-deep in seashells before we hit noon; And that's hardly a dent in the debt you've accrued. You may wonder why we keep moving around. The houses you buy aren't that structurally sound. A few years will lapse, they collapse to the ground and these suckers cough up for another new town. You call me amoral? Is that what you think? Well, at least I've not driven my assistant to drink. Poor, dear, little Isabelle is caught in a living Hell. It's fishing and yard work not building a citadel! Overworked, underpaid, that poor little Shih Tzu! Managing a bunch of animals, I guess it really is a... (I guess you see the pun there.) So Mayor, you turned out to be, if I do say so. How fitting, in a town full of critters, that the only human is the scapegoat. Never seen a game so twee. But there's administration fees. For this little haven we chiseled from complacency. And we pay it gratefully Slaving every day for the Price tag attached to the back of our New Horizon. Extortion has seldom been so inoffensive. No matter the tax and whatever the rent is, they flock and they herd just to pay their expenses. With no picket lines 'cept a few garden fences. Read between the lines and you might find the margins. So, eat up the jargon, don't argue the bargains. Or I'll add a "No Pets" clause, it wouldn't be hard and I'll have every resident live in the garden! Never seen a game so twee! But there's administration fees. For this little haven we chiseled from complacency. And you pay it gratefully. Slaving every day for the price tag I've slapped on the back of your New Horizon. Right, rent's due. And I think you owe me some nuts or fruits or fish or something. You guys should follow; Bimdi: She makes great artwork and made the song Effervescent! iamthepurpleguy1: Great RPer, has great RP studios! MRMEMER1: The first person to follow me, and put a song on Scratch that wasn't on here without him! ChocChipUwu: Great person and wonderful singer! Classeey: Made Misguided and is a great animator!
