This is a platformer. You move with WASD, and Q to attack, OR the arrow keys and space to attack. The course is completely random. There are 729 possible combinations, with 6561 more to come soon. You can be Elsie, Eric, Enaya, Erdem, Elva, Emma, Epkagut, Eskat, or Ela. It is all based around the number nine. Put all the 9s that you can find in the comments!
Thank you to the Universal UPC sprite sheet for the main characters.