Welcome to the future, dear viewer. You are now part of something far bigger than yourself. You are now part of B⎊RDERLINE Robotics. Borderline Concepts have joined OYU Robotics to create the paramount company of the future, making some of the most advanced animalistic robots of our time. We work to fulfill any product demand, from mechanical dragons that can speak, walk, and recognize faces to personal robotic servants. Thanks to the durability systems created by the OYU, B⎊RDERLINE can make stronger, longer lasting robots for cheap, meaning that our products can be more affordable for everyone. Your product will last for years to come, and still function like it's brand new! Our robots use the newest and strongest technologies. With the hyper performance of the water-cooled JKF-322-Superfast microprocessor, fast and efficient internal and external multitasking is no chore. Every unit has a standard 4.5 Trilobite memory, with upgradable options up to 1 Petabyte available. Military-grade anti-virus programs are built into every robot, meaning you're information and programming will always be kept to yourself. Standard outer shells are equipped with waterproof, air-tight, shock absorbing materials to prevent any damages, with bullet-proof armor open for purchase and heavy artillery armor in current development. Our state-of-the-art E-34 fan-cooled batteries can keep a charge of up to 80 hours. The newly innovated materials prevent wearing of the battery, allowing up to 30 years of use without any signs of degradation. All units are provided with advanced heating systems for freezing temperatures, and heavy-duty cooling turbines for hi-temp works. With B⎊RDERLINE robots, there will be no more hassle, no more trouble, and no more difficulty! Our robots will solve your problems guaranteed!
The OYU, Borderline Concepts, and B⎊RDERLINE Robotics will not take any responsibility for destruction of property, loss of life, product induced injuries or death, or product failure due to misuse, neglect, or abuse. All products supply a half-decade warranty (5 years) that will become void after the 5-year period.
