this was a less vague idea but i still added my own part (the space training). the eye test is very hard as the speech bubble covers some of my handwriting which is almost unreadable as it is so i will give you a clue (exit said swamp but in the style of shrek). the conversation may look glitched but it isnt its just some phrases repeat a lot cause I can't socially interact. Usual controls, cursor keys to move, click enemy to shoot.
this was fergs idea i wouldn't normally do something like this but it was a shrektacular suggestion