*sigh* welp, might as well. Q 1: What do you like to be called? (Internet wise not real life) A: Tech Priest, or to my friends Toasterface. Q 2: What names do you NOT want to be called? A: Little Secret, Heretek, Techeretic Q 3: Are you a furry? A: Suffer not the Xeno to live Q 4: Favorite animal? A: Toaster Q 5: What is your favorite color? A: Dull Grey Q 6: Cookies or cake? A: Toast Q 7: Are you a morning person or a night owl? A: I need no sleep; my augmentations keep me awake. Q 8: What time do you wake up in the morning? A: Didn't you hear my last answer? Q 9: Are you colorblind in any way? A: My eyes are replaced with superior Augmentic (toaster) parts Q 10: Do you like school? A: yes, why would I dislike my daily lessons on the great Machine God. Q 11: Do you have a crush? A: *sobs lubricant fluid* Toaster unit 0075988 Q 12: What's your opinion on love? A: Love is Love. It doesn't matter who you love or why, unless its unconditional love of the emperor (or omnissiah) it will be crushed out of you by the boot of a commissar. Q 13: Do you like glitter? A: I don't like glitter. Its course and rough and it gets everywhere. Q 14: Do you want more followers? A: I'm impartial to it. Q 15: Who's your favorite scratcher(s)? A: @omnissiah, @Fabricator_General_Of_Mars_69, @Commissar Q 16: Favorite book/book series? A: Heir to the empire, by timothy zhan, and by extension, the thrawn trilogy. I've decided you'll let me do two now, so the Legend of Drizzt series goes on here as well. Q 17: Cats or dogs? A: Sulphurhounds Q 18: What phobia(s) do you have? A: Abominableinteligencephobia Q 19: Favorite number? A: Tau (the number, not the strangely cute xenos) Q 20: Greatest fear? A: Abominable Inteligence Q 21: Are you afraid of heights? A: No Q 22: Are you a jealous person? A: No Q 23: Have you lied about something on the internet? A: I've lied over the vox plenty of times. Q 24: What are your preferred pronouns? A:He/Him/His Q 25: Do you prefer long sleeves or short sleeves? A:I wear robes. Deal with it. Q 26: Sexuality? A: Toaster Q 27: Headphones or earbuds? A: Cochlear Agmentics Q 28: What time do you go to bed? A: I dont sleep. Q 29: What’s your favorite season? A: Q 30: What do you ship? (If you do not know what that is, it’s when you think two people are cute together) A: Drizzt x Jarlaxle Q 31: Are you a fan of How to Train Your Dragon? A: Dragons = Xenos Q 32: Do you like Pokémon? A: Pokemon = Xenos Q 33: Have you ever drawn on yourself? And if you have, do you have anything drawn on you right now? A: N O Q 34: Do you remember your last dream? A: I CANT SLEEP (you got it this time?) Q 35: Do you sing? A: I sing the litanies of the machine god every day. Q 36: Have you ever listened to death metal? A: I'm never going to listen to ORKZ MUZIKZ Q 37: Do your best friend(s) have an account? A: No Q 38: How many messages do you have in your inbox right now? A: Square route negative one Q 39: How did you come up with your username? A: I am a toasterfaced member of the Ad. Mechanicus Q 40: Woof or bork? A: gorkamorka Q 41: What's a bad flaw of yours? A: The flesh is weak Q 42: Are you tired? A: not anymore Q 43: any pets? A: does a sulphurhound count? Q 44: What’s your dream pet? A: sentient Toaster (no sir mr. enginseer its not Abominable Inteligence. please sir no I didnt do anything wrong. ) Q 45: How long could you go without your best friend? A: indefinitely Q 46: Are you a gacha user? A: N O Q 47: door? A: ? Q 48: when’s the last time you cried? A: Q. 11 Q 49: Where are you writing this? (Bed, desk, table, etc) A: Desk Q 50: What’s the worst injury you’ve had? A: The flesh is weak Q 51: What’s your favorite face? ( :3, :), :D, etc...) A: I dont have one. Q 52: How many scars do you have? A: Why are you asking?... Q 53: Do you play Minecraft? A: no Q 54: Do you play roblox? A: no Q 55: Do you play among us? A:no Q 56: Do you have long nails? A: I have mechanical tentacles. Does that count? Q 57: What was your favorite grade? A: 42nd Q 58: How many kids do you have in your basement? (Haha get the reference ?) (joke) A: You mean my servitiors? a couple hundred in the ship's hold. Q 59: Are your hands cold? A: I am made of metal. do I look like I would be warm? Q 60: Weird fact about you? A: Q 61: What color is your room painted? A: dull grey Q 62: If you could lose a finger, which one would you lose? A: It would be replaced immediately, so I really don't care. Q 63: Are you tall, average, or short? A: smol Q 64: Are you allergic to anything? A: Abominable Intelligence, Techeresy Remix this to tell me your answers!
When I look back on this, I realize just how weird I was back then. I get Drizzt and jarlaxle, but ERRTU! ERRTU!
