Have you ever had a hard time writing a Valentine's Day card? Do you wish one would just write itself? Well, with the new Valentine's Day Card Generator, it can! Just PRESS SPACE to generate a new card. (Creator NOT responsible for any harm done by the recipients go these cards.)
POST YOUR CARD IN THE COMMENTS! (You can also post suggestions for new possibilities in the comments.) Dear Scratchers, Ecologists are green and apples are red. You decorate like and owl and lounge like one too. FROM YOUR SECRET ADMIRER! (I do NOT mean to offend anyone reading this.) I am very proud to announce that I drive like a spy and gather mushrooms like one too.
