~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Meow. Hermione has a cat. I forgot her name, so that is that. I'll name her cat, because she's a cat, and obviously, that cat, likes to chase a rat, by the name of wormtail, that traitor, working alongside, that noseless nuisance, Hermione has a time turner, well she did, until she didn't, but when she did, she used it, to throw things at harry, and of course, an unsuspecting pot of powder, Hermione once, sat sleeping, in a lake, like sleeping beauty, and harry thought, she wouldn't wake, until somebody saved her, but he was wrong, which got him only to second, 'cuz a shark named Krum, saved the day, but Hermione, she had slept bravely, underneath the water, so we can say, she's awesome too, which she is, in multiple more ways, Hermione has a book, The Tales of Beedle the Bard, which helped the world, survive, without that book, she'd die, oh look, and so would everyone else, who didn't support, some noseless nuisance, he-who-shall-not-be-named, Hermione granger, pretended to be, some girl, in Slytherin, whom I have, unhelpfully, forgotten the name of, but she turned into, some cat instead, and myrtle the toilet ghost, laughed and laughed, that's all she really does, so, nothing interesting, oh wait, she also, mopes, so there, yay, Hermione would rather be, killed than, expelled, so, I'm gonna say, she does have some flaws, but obviously for her, she has grown and now, she doesn't have school anymore, so, she can't risk her life for a book, well she can, and she probably will, but she doesn't have school, so expulsion, won't be her problem, anymore, wait, there's college, too, but I'm not sure, there's a magical college, school, but if there was, I'd name it Pigtears, and then everyone, would marvel over, my excellent naming skills, and yes, I'd be famous, and yes, I'd forget, about you, and some fans, and some other people too, Hermione has, a nice taste of memory, and without her, harry and ron would be, probably still, stumbling somewhere, out in nowhere, bored by something, and entertained by nothing, so, yeah, Hermione has, two Muggles for parents, which I admit, I wouldn't pick, but it's better than, nothing, for a situation, like that, would surely, be bad, and the thing is, I'm disappointed that, Hermione's parents, even muggle, didn't have much, appearance in anything, which was sad, because, ron's parental guardians, and harry's parental guardians, were shown quite a lot, which I find unfair, but everything's unfair, when there's less Hermione than anything else, so, hhmhmm, I guess, it's fine, but boy, we do need more Hermione, so, yeah, I'm rambling, Hermione was probably, the most likely to survive, out of the three, Harry Potter the series is based around, because she knew, a lot of stuff, and we can agree, it's nice to hear that jangling bell, of her spouting out facts, like a dictionary, I'm sure, many people, have remembered, that bag, Hermione had, which was small, yet could be filled with five thousand bowling balls, and in that bag, she put like a million books, and some other, things, that were important, so she saved the day, again and again, and don't you say, I'm wrong, and she also, had an unbreakable wand, because, ron's broke, harry's broke, and hers managed to stay intact, because she is most careful, least clumsy, and of all, of course, she would win, really anything, except maybe, the triwizard, tournament, but I think she would, anyway, yay, Also, there were so much more, but this poem's getting long, so I'll stop, just for now.
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