Click a cookie to see your fortune! You can click the screen then to go back and choose another one. Remember Pixstar Runner? No? Well, remember Homestar Runner Fortune Cookies? Still no? Well, this is my version of that. Some years ago, I think in tenth grade homeroom, I wrote a batch of dumb fortunes. They've been sitting around in a text file ever since, so I thought I would share 30 of the better ones. A lot of them are way more needlessly mean than I remembered. Yeesh. Stay tuned and maybe follow me if you want to see more pixelated Homestar Runner nonsense! Check out https://homestarrunner.com/fortune to see the thing this is based on.
