Toby posting old cringe to the new studio????? im going to regret this arent I. I am so dumb. Well;; there goes my digital footprint. If yale sees this someday i can always write more of ur least favorite teachers for free!!! just DONT LET ANYONE IK IRL SEE THIS. regret. regret is all I am... 13 PLUS WARNING IM SERIOUS KIDS WATCH OUT THIS FIC IS SUPER SCARY IT MENTIONS HE BOOGEDYMAN. - - *credit to @foaminq-- for the image-* - - CHAPTER 1 - The lights were low candle light sending shades of umber flickering across Fern's downy pelt. Soft blazing green eyes looked hungrily at the soft goodness. "Im so glad you could come.." Fern whispered, tracing her finger down the length of the bread. Fern giggled lightly as she moved closer, gently licking the rough outer sheath of the soft treat, tantalizing smell of the baked inside almost to powerful to resist. Fern gasped, as she gently picked up the loaf holding it against her soft chest. "Oh.... how ive missed you...." She giggled, a rosy dusting covering her face. Fern laughed as she leaned up against the soft sheen of the fabric, stroking the bread with her soft tail, licking the soft wheat of the bread. "You're all mine now.. only mine...." Fern whispered, gently taking the bread in her mouth, biting down into the soft Unami wheat. Fern giggled, devouring the bread whole- licking her lips. "Mmmmmm..... delicious.... till we meet again my love...." - CHAPTER 2 - The sun light poured through the veranda, as the pale tribute swirled around the room- waltzing to the music. In her hands held the inly thing she needed in this world. Her love. Her life. Her bread. She looked down at the wheaten figure- so lustrous so- whole grain. "I could never love anyone else but you my love..." Fern purred, licking the loaf gently. The music slowed into a slow dance- the light of a thousand fireflys filling the air. Fern let a rumbling purr escape from her mouth- gently pulling the loaf into an embrace. "Please- Bread - sama...... Tell me you love me too...." Out of nowhere Hatsune miku starts playing as the lovers continue to slowdance.. Bread sama stared up at Fern- the stars in his dark brown eyes. Oh his chin- his chin was the sharpest thing on earth- his face was godlike- He had the complexation of leonardo decaprio..... Fern gasped as Bread sama pulled her close to him, as he gently booped her nose. "I love you..... Fern chan...." he replied- his wheat features gleaming under the light- his voice husky. The lights seemed to catch fire- as he embers of the heat rose around the two. The flames rose around the two lovers as the distant screams filled the air. The water sprinklers turned on- as Fern looked into her love's eyes..... Gently the two embraced- lips locking as the distant screams rose around the flaming ball room The heat of their love matched the blaze- as an ear piercing screech rang out. Sirens neared, but the two did not care. Bread sama leaned against a pole, Fern holding onto her wheaten lover as the flames burned- Hatsune Miku blasting from the speakers. Bread sama looked into Fern's emerald green eyes- so alive with the light of the fire . "I love you.. Fern- Chan.." Bread sama repeated, sweeping his lover up. With a screech of a vocaloid cover bread sama sprouted wings- ascending into the air. The two lovers ascended into the sky- Earth crumbling beneath them. Bread chan took a deep breath before bursting out into an opera song- carresing Fern's cheek. The sun continued to grow- Read covering everyone's line of sight. Bread sama flew into the stars- As the planets flew by in a blink of an eye. The opera song continued to be sung by the two who were now dancing. Bread sama held Fern close- his voice peaking in an operatic crescendo- hitting the last note as he kissed Fern. Behind them the distant explosion of the planet earth could be seen- As the sun exploded a supernova lighting up Fern's downy pelt in brilliant shades of magenta and garnet as she stared into the stars of her lovers eyes. "I love you.... Bread sama.." THE EXPLODING SUN SENT FRAGMENTS OF STARS AROUND THE UNIVERESE AS OTHER PLANETS COLLIDED AND EXPLODED. TTHE LOVERS WERE LOCKED IN A PASSIONATE KISS AS SOMEHOW THE HAKUNE MIKU MUSIC RESUMED. A TOP 20 ANIM E KISSES OF ALL TIME BORDER APPEARS AS THE UNIVERSE CONTINUES TO EXPLODE BEHIND THE LOVERS IN A FIERY HELL. ALAS THEI RLOVE COULD NOT BE EXPLAINED BY THE BOUNDS OF TIME LAW AND PHYSICS FOR IT WAS TRUE LOVE.
edit: 4/25/2022 ... why. why did I write this. was I that mentally .... yknow. basically mentally crap???? seriously what was wrong w me. - - - - - - Chapter 3 - (press the green flag B)))) The dark glow of the computer lit up the room, as Fern watched from her chair. The hot sweat from the sweltering heatwave and the broken air conditioner filled the air with room. Fern stared into screen, bread sama's lovely porcelain white skin alight with the rosy blush. Fern giggled, speaking into her phone- Bread sama's eyes wide. " You need to be kissed... so hard that you'll forget your own name..." Fern watched as Bread sama dropped his phone- eye wide with shock. Fern watched as the stream was ended- a smile filling her face. - time skip - "Fern chan- you- " Fern's voice interrupted- her face hot. "You BURN me Bread sama." The voice on the other line was silent- until... "You MELT me Fern chan." Fern took a ragged breath in. "I... melt you..?" Bread sama whispered into the line. "Your voice is like Fire Fern chan. " Fern's eyes were alive with the glow of the screen, moniter lights dancing like a million fireflys. Fern gently raised her phone to her hands- snapping a picture and quickly sending a picture to Bread -sama. She lsitened as the other opened the picture with a Sqeak. "You're hands are so big.... they look like they'd leave bruises..." Fern smiled. "They would look good on you." - Chapter 4 - The jazz music filled the room, candlelight illuminating the lovestruck face of fern. Bread sama smiled, gently taking her paw in his hand, carresing her silken fur. "You look beautiful tonight my darling..." Bread sama rasped, as Fern giggled. The light reflected from the diamonds above sent cascades of shimmering fragments on Fern's flaxen pelt- reflecting like stars in Bread sama's eyes. "My love-" A sob erupted as Fern swirled around. The tears lit the eyes of a certain jet black cat- As she choked back hiccups. Fern turned away with a sigh, gasping as Bread sama pulled her close. As the violin played a slow tune, Bread sama gently kissed her, lips interlocked. Aelia turned, slim she running out of the ballroom. - timeskip - Arrow chuckled leaning on his ukelele. "I cant beleive that you broke the glass to the pastry case the other say.." Fer chuckled in reponse. "I know right - BREAD SAMA-" A tall wheaten figure approached the two as arrow's jaw droped in shock. " FERN. WHY THE HELL IS THERE A WALKING BREAD COMING TOWARDS US- FERN WE SHOULD RU-" Fern ran forward, interlocking her lips witht he bread. Arrow slowly stepped back, eyes wide. "My friend just kissed a walking bread. I need medicine.. I think- I think I may be mad-" Arrow turned away- trying to ignore the gained PTSD from watching his ally kiss a walking bread with a surprisingly chiseled face. The sounds of the two kissing were tuned out by the fire that had mentally been set in Arrows mind- trying his very best to ignore the internal screaming. Fern leaned up against the figure- as Bread sama stroked her hair. "You look so beautiful my lovely.." Arrow turned around picking up his guitar. "It talks. Yep. Im mad. I need pastries. And a new ukulele." He tried his best not to turn back and watch his ukulele that had been caught between the two lovers who were now laying down side on side on a bench.
