Conservative, Christian, right wing, republican, straight, white, American males. Gay bashing, black fearing, fore fighting, tree killing’ regional leaders of sales, keg tapping’ shirt tucking’ back slapping haterers of hippies like me. Tree hugging’ peace loving, corn watching’ lazy *** hippies like me. Tree hugging, Pro choosing, gay wedding, widespread digging’ hippies like me. Skin color blinded, conspiracy minded protesters of corp. greed. we who have nothing and most likely will until we all end up locked up in jails by conservative, Christian, right wing, republicans, straight, white, American, males. Diamonds and dogs, boys and girls, living together in two different worlds. Following leaders of mountains of shame looking for someone to blame, diamonds and dogs, boys and girls living together in two different worlds, following leaders up mountains of shame looking for someone to blame I know who I like to blame… Conservative, Christian, right wing, republican, straight, white, American, males. Soul saving, flag waving, land paving, personal friends to the quills. White dilarids and lee working so hard to keep the free rains of this democracy from tree hugging, peace loving, bear footing, folk singing hippies like me. Tree hugging, Peace loving, corn watching lazy *** hippies like me.
to Todd Snider for writing it to Al Bunetta for producing it and to Will Kimbrough for helping and to me for listening to it over and over and over and over to type this down its a good song i left out some parts because well i think the *** clears that up
