Hello ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to episode one of Jermacraft, the series where I play Minecraft. This is gonna be a singleplayer let's play and when I say let's play I use that term... pretty loosely because I'm an idiot in this game - you're gonna see lots of fails, you're gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping. So go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of cocoa. I've got apple cider right here freshly brewed, let me take a sip. sip Ah that's good cider. Alright, so let's get this started - create new world. World name is going to be... JermaCraft! Sounds about right, eh ok... Game mode is going to be suurvii- survival, that's the most interesting I think. More world options- seed for world generator ok this is important! I gotta name this something crazy to get cool structures and stuff. Gonna name it... umm... how about, "DiamondsAreForever" "LOL" "cheese" uh "BURGAH". Alright, there's- that's our world generator seed, "DiamondsAreForeverLOLcheeseBURGAH"... Done! Alright let's see what happens, create new world let's do it guys. 'Building terrain' oh my god this is so exciting this is episode one! I wonder... I wonder where we're gonna end up... Where are we gonna end up? Ok... what- what? Where the hell am I? I spawned on top of a mountain top! Ok hold on, sound has to be lowered, definitely... Mkay, a lil' bit of that, a lil' bit of that... maybe a little lower! That sounds about right. Alright! So, uh, apparently I spawned on top of a mountain... I kinda- this is a good seed! What's that? We're going to explore it right now - GO! dies from fall damage Oh! jerma laugh ... Heheheh... Alright we're going to try that again. This time I'm not gonna miss... I wanna get down to tha- that's the home right there, I wanna live right there. Don- I don't even have to explore, see if I can't do this... I gotta, hold on... I got an idea, I got a plan. JermaCraft episode one, this is how we do it! You guys ready? I don't know if you- I don't know if you guys are actually really ready for this! Here we go! I'm going for a skydive. Remember if you hold shift you don't fall off... That's something I didn't know when I used to livestream this game... wheeze Heh heh! You guys ready? Ready to go see our new home? jerma laugh Alrighty then... What the hell is that? Oh it's an octopus... Look at this quaint little place... I love it already! Heh heh! Alrighty... So- oh.. exhalation I'm so stupid! Y'see I'm- this is why... this is why I'm an idiot guys... y'see, why would I... I need to get wood! And I just jumped off th- ok... Remember this... Where are we, pointing east? I have no idea. Gotta get some trees... That's the most important part of Minecraft you gotta get trees, that's the first thing you gotta get. Lemme take a sip of my apple cider... sipping sounds Oh that's good stuff! Hopefully you guys picked up a thing of coco like I told you to because that's the most relaxing thing in the world, sitting down, playing videogames... doesn't get much better than that. Ah ok, c'mon now! Oooh, we got sand too! Now, explain this to me alright? Alright I want Notch to send me a personal email, and explain to me why there are cows that are acting like Mountain Lions... I'm gonna kill each one of those cows in just a minute, you watch. fall damage Ow... Well at least there's one tree over here... Gotta remember, I gotta go back that way, cause that's where the, the house is gonna be... My awesome dirt house! So if you are an OLD subscriber, I mean really old, like at least four months ol- month- four... ffweehh four or five months. You'll remember the original JermaCraft it was like two episodes... And I built a dirt house. This is gonna be completely different I'm going to actually spend time... and make some cool stuff. At least that's what I'm pretending that I'm gonna say that. Got some wood... aw I got Geno still (his Minecraft skin) from Mario RPG, one of the best games of all time. If you have never played Mario RPG I suggest you play it. Alright, got some wood, I need more trees over here I can... dig up. I'll get this one too. excruciatingly slow wood punching
My whole family is dead
