Quotes (“”) mean it’s the other guy. These (‘’) mean the OTHER other guy Ok, ok, I see what's happening here You're face to face with cringe, and it's strange You don't even know how you feel “It's it’s so bad...” Well, it's nice to see that humans never change.. Open your eyes, let's begin Yes, it's really me, it's The REDDlT mod Breathe it in I know it's a lot The hair, the bod When you're staring at a mod What can I say except, DELETE THIS For the tides, the sun, the sky Hey, it's okay, it's okay You're welcome I'm just an ordinary REDDlT GUY Hey What has two thumbs and pulled up the sky When you were waddling yea high? “This guy” When the nights got cold Who stole your fire from down below? You're lookin' at him, yo ‘Oh, also I got the sum’ “DELETE THIS” To stretch your days and bring your dum- ‘Also I harnessed the IP adress’ “DO IT NOW” To fill your mind with bleach So what can I say except DELETE THIS For the islands I pulled from the sea pits There's no need to pray, it's okay “PLEASE GET RID OF IT” Ha, I guess it's just my way of being me “DO IT-IT HURTS MY EYE DELETE THIS” Well, come to think of it Kid, honestly I could go on and on I could explain every Internet phenomenon The tumblchan wars, the Insta theives, the memes Oh, that was REDDlT just messing around I canned an user I buried its memes Sprouted a tree, now you got complations “What's the lesson?” What is the take-away? Don't mess with REDDlT when they’re on a break-away And the tapestry here on my profile pin? It’s a map of the victories I win Look where I've been I make everything happen Look at that mean mini-mod just tickety-tappin' (Ha ha ha ha ha ha, hey) Well, anyway let me say, “DELETE THIS” (you're welcome) For the real bad world you know Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome (you're welcome) Well, come to think of it, I gotta go (hey) Hey, it's your day to say, DELETE THIS (you're welcome) 'Cause I'm gonna need that boat I'm sailing away, away, you're welcome (you're welcome) 'Cause MODS can do anything but float You're welcome (You're welcome) You're welcome And “DELETE THE POST ALREADY-“
