(WARNING: due to the lovely outlandish nature of the prompts and my chaotic brain, things might get mildly odd. View at your own risk.) Welcome back to Timber Attempts To Take On Another Inktober-ish Challenge. Hopefully I’ll complete it this time. This project will be somewhat periodically updated. (Note: I may do some of the art early. :shrug:) 1. “So much to look at, nothing you should have to see.” Technically a vent. It was really fun going crazy with effects. 2. “I knit you a sweater of earthworms.” The sequel to the meat dress! This didn’t turn out very well. (I think I just can’t draw real people.) 3. (Bonus prompt!) “The doors have teeth.” Somewhat inspired by the mimics of D&D. 4. “Everything is edible, with consequences.” If you know what this creature is, you know why I drew it. 5. “Infinite [YOUR FAVORITE FOOD], but not in a way you expected.” Three elite warriors of a massive army of cheese-and-grains, prepared to conquer this universe. 6. (Bonus prompt!) “He has an interesting diet: exclusively quarters.” Haha Cabinet Man reference. I decided to go completely crazy and do a drawing based off of an old Warriors AU I thought up where the Dark Forest was a video game. 7. “I thought dentists were an urban legend.” Crazy raccoon dentist time. The irony in this is that some of the kindest, most sane people I’ve ever met have a tooth-related profession. 8. (Bonus prompt!) “There's a tiny conductor inside of all of us.” A Forbidden-Art-Site doodle of (genetically/historically accurate) Mr. Conductor from Dinosaur Train. 9. “Most cartoons are based on real-life events.” A badly done ‘realistic’ Perry the platypus. I like the beak, though. 10. “When they said, "You're toast!", they didn't mean it like THAT.” Based on a GIF one of my friends posted in a group chat. 10.5. A screenshot from the original GIF. 11. “The thing that steals your socks while you're busy folding laundry.” Little moth gremlin with a sock. It’s surprisingly cute. 12. “Why was the mall abandoned in the first place?” Sort of went off-prompt. This is an old OC of mine, the ghost of a guard dog who stayed at her post long after it was torn down, a mall was built there, and she had died. 13. “If you wanted to escape reality, you've come to the right place.” I had an idea for this, but that was too challenging, so I gave up and drew a semi-vent. (Yes, I’m okay.) 14. “The forest is one big hivemind, don't get lost.” Haha spooky. 15. “Don't freak out if your Uber driver is Mothman.” Moth guy I designed. To all you insect nerds, he’s not supposed to be any particular type of moth. Just a moth guy. 16. “A doctor a day keeps the apples away.” I had no idea what to do for this, so here. 17. Please, for Pete's sake, don't eat the cotton candy you find in the woods.” Idiot city dog eats cobwebs. I could have done more on this, but I was too lazy to. 18. “That's not what the phrase ‘Blood is thicker than water.’ means.” Unfinished. I’ll show myself out. 19. “Everyone except for you is the same person.” I dunno. Kind of another vent. Not the best drawing ever, but eh. 20. “Your sleep paralysis demon cares about you a lot.” Don’t be fooled by this creature’s menacing appearance. They just want to protect you. 21. “Earworms are common, difficult to detect parasites commonly found in the ears of those who listen to a lot of music.” Hahaha. I do that. 22. (Bonus prompt!) “I hope you like honey.” B E E . 23. “Why they call it Caesar salad.” The Ancient Romans had a dish called herba salata, or salted herbs, and that’s where we get the word ‘salad’. 24. “How to hitchhike if you don't have arms.” This creature is repulsive and I love it. 25. “The Wal-Mart parking lot is an oddly great place to encounter spirits.” Just some cryptid friends on a midnight outing in a shopping district. (Aaand this is where I officially gave up. It was really fun, though, and the farthest I’ve ever gotten in one of these challenges. Thank you.) Songs included are Midnight City by M83 and Stab Victims! by OcularNebula.
