every day, thousands of unfortunate souls lace up their jogging shoes with the intent on jigging, only to realize they lack the proper jigwear, due to this saddening mishap that is a spelling error. despite popular belief, jigging is not jogging. ever since mankind was first graced with the delicate art of jigging†, the problem of typos and other such confusion-inducing errors has lent itself to these frightening statistics. note the fact that a whopping 32% of the current world's population neither jigs nor jogs. this is a catastrophe. don't become part of the statistic. †see also: jiggery, jiggitude, jiggiousness
